Faggot to the Maggot

DROOL DROOL DROOL

WE HAVE A DROOLER

lord-kitschener:

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

them boobies are dancin

same

odinsmightymustache:

amethyst-rose23:

hiddlesdowney:

logicallylaughing:

I believe Cap deserved a HUGE round of applause for that astute observation.

GOLD STAR FOR YOU CAP

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disneylandcansuckit:

baddragonborn:

nuggits2:

still my favorite video to ever exist

Arguing on tumblr.

Why is this so good?

test-tube-baby:

Meet my icon’s wife.

While drawing her I pictured her as white, but then suddenly my brain went, “What if you made her black? You’ve never drawn an ugly POC before.”

And then I was like

wait that’s a terrible idea.

she’s just so…

majestic.

lester, calm down, you’re just missing an eye

mechanicalrain:

I just need this on my blog. It has been an epic music night.

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
 after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what