February 2011
Metaphors make me laugh
more then a rooster with a mohawk.
DURHURHURRRRRRRRR. Wait. Was that even a metaphor?
January 2011
I demand to work on something in photoshop. Now.
Also, 1 more day until my friend’s birthday.
Also, 2 more months until I’m 15.
Also, 5 more months until my friend can drink legally.
Also, 2 more days and I’m out of here.
Also, 4 more months until I get rid of my goat (not looking forward to it)
Also, 2 more days until I give the mailman a piece of my mind
Put them all together and WHAT DO YOU GET?
Scrambled numbers that...
fff, read dis please.
No art because this phone doesn’t have a scanner.
Um ANYWAYS, I am not getting out of this Health/rehab/hellhole in a while.
Maybe until….um…they didn’t tell me. But if I’m AMAZINGLY GOOD in 1-2 weeks. If I’m awful, then it could be 1 month to a year.
OHSHI—
I don’t really care. All it means is assloads of homework :|This place is fucking boring,...
I'm watching Hoarders: Buried Alive
I love it when fat, childish, arrogant assholes learn that others are helping them.
I like it when the sons and daughters give a piece of their mind to their parents.
I hate it when they’re so nice, but are so consumed by collecting that they forget about their lives.
I loathe it when they know what they’re doing, but are emotionless about every single thing and just don’t...
ITS ALWAYS NICE TO SEE FAN MADE ANIME CHARACTERS...
I'd be pissed if someone risked their life to save...
If I was strapped to a bomb and someone risked their life just to save me from blowing up, I’d be mad at them. I’m far too insignificant for another life to be put to death. And if you can’t save me, theres absolutely no point in trying. Just let me blow up. If theres a 100% chance that you CAN save me without killing yourself, go right ahead and save me.
As soon as I read this...
On Wind Waker name Link "Nigger" and talk to the...
THIS DAY
IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE.
I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THIS I LOVE THIS DAAAAYYY.
http://armykat.deviantart.com/art/Rod-194406710 <—— look at that SHIIITTT. ITS LIKE JESUS IN A CUP I LOVE IT SO MUCH I THINK MY HEART JUST FELL OUT OF MY ASS OH MY GOD I NEED TO HUG THIS MANAND DO SOMETHING FOR HIM AND….
Why would anyone do this for me.
Nothing can ruin...
Reblog if you live here!
test-tube-baby:
pistolmind:
wiltonsmith:
-dumbledoresgotstyle:
imperio-:
padmeskywalker:
bellatrixareforkids:
anch0rsaway-:
-lovelymoon:
jakesws:
embarrassing
are there even 22,300 people in this state?
l0l reblogging again.
that’s so weird omg
i do live here….sadly
its so weird, it tells you where you live. what even?
wait what
hmm.
\o/
…. wat. HOW DOES...
My biology teacher told me a story
My biology teacher told me a story about a man named Georgi.
She was a college, learning to become a biology teacher. And there was this man who was in his 40’s, that was always the student that needed to ask the silliest and obvious questions.
Every day he would ask a question, so the teacher limited each student to 4 questions every hour. And my teacher, sitting right next to him, would...
I hate/love it when I look back at my favorite...
AT FIRST I HATED REGULAR SHOW BUT NOW THAT I WATCH...
electrical-burns:
That’s funny, I had the exact opposite happen to me.
After watching….an entire….fucking….marathon…um…
I’m really frightened. And if I hear the word dude come out of anyones mouth one more time I’m going to shove a sharp pecil up their butt.
Their voices….THEY SOUND JUST LIKE AARON AND JOSEPH DFKNMDJK
One can only take so much "dudes"
Dude….too much dudes. ugh.
AT FIRST I HATED REGULAR SHOW BUT NOW THAT I WATCH...
People never change, jeez.
So, there was this chick and I suddenly decided to end our friendship. She begged me “I’LL CHANGE, WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((” so I finally blocked her.
Its been I think 2 months. I check back on her to see if she kept her word and changed. Nope. In fact she’s WORSE.
Someone bought her a premium membership. You’d think she’d...
Don't you hate it when someone punches you, but...
Well I don’t. Punch that bitch back.
EVERYONES GETTING COMMISSIONED.
GUESS THE PRICE.
THATS RIGHT. $10.
Shit, mine are under 80 points :c
That awkward moment when you look at the drawing...
mokokobun:
strange-am-i:
me right now
GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK. I didn't expect you when...
I opened photoshop and stared at it for 30...
Mmmm, lets go on tumblr.
Going to bed before shit gets real.
Today was a good day for laughter.
You watch Cinderella backwards its about a girl...
Its so wrong but so funny.
List of shit to do tomorrow
1. Finish birthday present for Gayzi
2. Be a bitch to Zant
3. Draw a gangster Sirius
4. Draw Lester doing the dishes
Just got watched on dA
By my fucking idol.
WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I don’t want to post now, I feel like putting everything in storage :C
how kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
Is it wrong that I got a boner?
You know….from Kermit?
You go to the theaters to watch a rated R movie...
Am I in the wrong theater?
Wanna do an art trade?
Me: Wanna do an art trade?
Someone: Okay!
Me: Alright, who do you want me to draw? :3
Someone: Surprise me!
Me: ....|:
Watchin' Jenifer's Shadow
Too much tits, more penis.
No srsly, it bothers me when there are chicks in horror movies and THATS IT. Mostly because the characters are usually stupid. “GO AWAAAAYYYYY LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNNNE, MY BOYFRIEND”
And men are like “Fuck off, I have a gun”
They never have any good female characters.