February 2012
test-tube-baby:
littlestarlolo:
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ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
My Favorite Connect the Dot Entries:
amomentofarchiesonic:
I’ve actually gotten way, way more entries to this than I thought I would, so I can’t post them all. Instead, I’m going to give you the ones that I think are the cream of the crop.
First of all, most people’s drawings ended up looking something like zellas’s drawing:
Kind of like abstract art, isn’t it? If you can’t tell what it is, I’ll show you what it’s meant to be...
alicethesable asked: GRATS ON YOUR NEW DOG make sure not to encourage her "cute" habits now that will be a problem when she is as big as your house omg, she is going to be the biggest baby YAY DOGS...
I GOT A NEW DOOGGGG
WOOOOOOOO
SHE’S A BULL MASTIFF BOXER MIX AND SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL SHE LOOKS 3 MONTHS OLD AND SHE IS A SWEETHEART AND SHE WAS FOR FREE AND ANF ANFJKDGHF
4 tags
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
Dear 48 followers
I’m so sorry
Mother logic
> Complains about not having any money
> Purposely takes day off work to yell at child for having the Holiday off
jonjinglebells:
I really wish someone in this world understood how infatuated I am with One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.
It’s probably because no one cares, Morgan
So Andy, I'm going to bed. You do the same.
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Tumblr, get outa here
I don’t need you in my child’s life
QUICKLY, WHILE PANDORA IS UNINTERESTING
ADIOS, I’M OFF TO BED
